Randomness in the Fantasy Land (webcomic)

[Chisato]

Arrest Team 8? [/classic]

[Remilia Scarlet]

Rumia darkens the area to trick Kazuko into setting off a close range explosion.

[Kazuko]

>Rumia: darken the area to trick Kazuko into setting off a close range explosion

Ooops!

> ==>

CHISATO: Fatal error there, Azu. Don't do that again.

KAZUKO: WAAAAAAHHH!!! I'M SORRIEEESSSS!!!

ROOZU: You okay, Sachi?

SACHIKO: Yeah, I'm fine, thanks to you guys! Good thing you rescued me in time!

NIKKO: You should thank Kazuko. Ever since she left you at the shrine, we've been tracking your moves just to make sure you were not headed into trouble. And then the shrine maiden called us, saying that the Mystia following you was a fake. She insisted we go get you.

ROOZU: Anyways, let's go to that witch's house. Everyone's waiting there to give you a welcome.

> ==>

You follow your friends, wondering what else awaits you in Gensokyo.

And I keep forgetting to recolor Nikko's clothes!!!!

END OF ACT 1! Or Act 5.5 if you count the comics on FB....

> ACT 6!!!!

You are now these two.

(Bonus art: http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac11 ... ewYear.png Happy Inaba New Year! )

[Chisato]

Play dead...

... Wait a minute... OHMI-- [/shot] x-x

[Gav]

An apple falls in between them.

[Remilia Scarlet]

The trees fall on them.

[Kazuko]

People, I want actual commands. They can't be TOO silly D:

> ==>

You are now KAY FARADAY. Oh wow! You're actually a non-Touhou Canon character!

Anyways, you call yourself the Great Thief Yatagarasu, though you haven't actually stolen anything yet. You were earlier chatting with your partner, Miles Edgeworth. You were flattering him too much on how he has such a wonderful daughter, when suddenly a gap pulls the both of you into this strange land. You'd want to get back as soon as possi--

What's thaaaaat?

> ==>

KAY: Hey, Mr Edgeworth, look! A shiny stone~!

EDGEWORTH: ...if you're thinking about stealing it, I'll have to stop you

KAY: Oh come on! It's not like anyone wants to pick it up anyways!

EDGEWORTH: Still, it's--

> ==>

KAY: WAAAUUUGHHH!!!!

EDGEWORTH: W-what the?!

> ==>

You are now UTSUHO REIUJI.

You are currently on a date with your girlfriend, Cirno, and right now you two are-- what's that bright light over there?

[Ryu Ushiromiya]

Utsuho believes that it's a spirit, but when she checks, it's just the ghost of Mia Fey. (sorry if I broke a rule or something.)

[Kazuko]

>Utsuho believe that it's a spirit, but when checked, it's just the ghost of Mia Fey

Nonsense! Mia is in Hakugyokyouro chatting with Yuyuko....hey wait a minute, what the heck is MIA doing here?!?!?!

> ==>

Anyways, you and Cirno try to figure out what that light is anAUGH WHAT

[Remilia Scarlet]

Cirno opens fire on the weird white light thingy.

[Gav]

Cirno runs.

[Ryu Ushiromiya]

Mia's there to give someone an apple.

[Kazuko]

> Cirno: open fire on the weird white light thingy

It's no use! The light thingy has covered Utsuho and--

> ==>

EDGEWORTH: KAY!

CIRNO: OKUU!!!!

Both of them: ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

????: Unyuuuu....yeah, I'm alright Cirno, but who is this person?

EDGEWORTH: What?! Kay, it's me, Miles Edgeworth!

CIRNO: B-but it's obviously Okuu! She has the bow and the third leg canon and everything!

EDGEWORTH: But she has Kay's clothes!

CIRNO:....

EDGEWORTH: Wait....no...you aren't suggesting....

CIRNO: THEIR BODIES HAVE BEEN MERGED! AAAAAAAGGGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!

You are now KAYTOSUHO FARAUJI.

No wait, that's stupid. You're still Utsuho Reiuji. But apparently that bright line must have merged your bodies with another person. Kinda like you and Yasora, that mean 'ol Yatagarasu you swallowed, except now you are in control, even though the other person is still conscious in your mind.

> ==>

REIMU: ....what the ****.....

> ==>

REIMU: ...IS THIS ****?! I MEAN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN--!!

NITORI: Reimu, calm down. I can't figure out what's going on if you keep making noises like that.........ok, done! I've detected a Sesshoseki inside Utsuho.

KON (the purple-hair girl): Ohohoho! Is that so~? You mean like the one from Tamamo-no-Mae?

NITORI: Ones, Kon. The legend is not exactly right. There isn't just ONE Sesshoseki, there are TEN.

KON [thinking sequence]: Just like the one that shopkeeper gave me...

NITORI: Out of all the ten, one contains Tamamo-no-Mae's appearance, thus anyone who attains that one will be, like, Tamamo-no-Mae's incarnation. Another contains her spirit, Hoji, and it can make the user switch between souls. THIS is the one that engulfed Utsuho and that outsider.

EDGEWORTH: ......I have no idea what the hell is going on, I'm going to faaaaaiiinnnnnttttt......

CHISATO: Really, father, you're such a weakling~

REIMU: ....can someone PLEASE stop that ice fairy from acting spazzy?!

CIRNO: AAGAGAGAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

[Gav]

Have everyone get out of the house.

[Stealthfire]

Cirno freezes the house.