After seeing a movie at the cheap seats, I am drowsy and a little tipsy. I hear out of earshot one of my friends talking about her personal life and her husband/fiancee. I am not paying attention until I hear:
Friend: Well, I hope this will be the final time. This would be the third time we separated.
Me: Well, third times the charm.
The driver of the car had to stop the car because he was laughing too hard. I got a mean look from my friend. No more drinks for me that night.
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