Lustige Cleverbot-Konversationen

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Lustige Cleverbot-Konversationen

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Einige von Euch kennen ihn... Cleverbot, die künstliche Intelligenz, mit der man mehr oder weniger sinnvolle Unterhaltungen führen kann. Da das "mehr" aber eher Ausnahme, als Regel ist, kommen in den meisten Fällen ziemlich lustige Konversationen dabei heraus. Da einige User hier schon die ein oder andere nette Unterhaltung, speziell hier, gepostet haben, ist es wohl Zeit auch für nicht pony-bezogene Konversationen. Wusstet ihr zum Beispiel, dass Cleverbot Team Fortress 2 spielt? Diese Konversation hatte ich schon von einiger Zeit:
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User: We have taken the enemy's intelligence.

Cleverbot: So what is your point?

User: Bring it to your base and don't get killed by the enemy.

Cleverbot: *brings it to you*.

User: Well... Thanks? But you have to bring it to your base!

Cleverbot: The game?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Nah, way to old.

User: I don't care. Play it. We have dropped the enemy's intelligence!

Cleverbot: That's what YOU think.

User: I'm ignoring this. The enemy has taken our intelligence!

Cleverbot: Who is the enemy?

User: Team Red.

Cleverbot: Team Fortress.

User: Yeah, you got it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: The enemy has captured our intelligence!

Cleverbot: Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!

User: 5 minutes left the mission! 5 minutes left the mission!

Cleverbot: I'm just asking a question!!!!

User: The enemy has captured our intelligence!

Cleverbot: Probably because no-one's ever said anything intelligent to me.

User: Ba-Dum-Tshh.

Cleverbot: Bah is correct.

User: You failed!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Booooooooh!

Cleverbot: How have you been?

User: [Cleverbot] has disconnected. (Kicked by Admin).

Cleverbot: It sure was good, wasn't it?

User: Surprisingly, yes.

Cleverbot: Do you dance in the rain?

User: Bye.
Wenn Ihr auch lustige/nette/interessante Konversationen mit ihm hattet, dann zögert nicht, sie hier zu posten! :wink:
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Re: Lustige Cleverbot-Konversationen

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Der gute Cleverbot scheint ein wenig verwirrt zu sein. Und unsicher was seine Nationalität betrifft.
Spoiler : :
User: Team Fortress 2.


Cleverbot: What is that?


User: A game.


Cleverbot: What kind of game?


User: First-Person-Shooter.


Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Whatever, do you want to play some Team Fortress 2?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Alright, which class do you chose?

Cleverbot: Are you ready to start?

User: Sure. Which class?

Cleverbot: Psychology. Can't you read?

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Por eso voy a matarte.

User: Whatever. Bye.

Cleverbot: Yes. Whatever.
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Re: Lustige Cleverbot-Konversationen

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Eine geistreiche Diskussion, die theoreitsch... ins Nichts führt. Vergesst das mit dem "geistreich".
Spoiler : :
Cleverbot: What's your hair color?

User: What zit Tooya?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: That was the name of one of the Krusty Crab's customers. His name sounds like 'What's it to you?' which is a pun used during the second half of the episode called 'What's it to you?' - Have you ever seen Spongebob?

Cleverbot: I have had a change of heart. I agree.

User: I got you. With a long message. I know this is your only weakness.

Cleverbot: That's cool. What is your name?

User: My name's 'I'm an idiot.' Would you do me a favour and greet me?

Cleverbot: I don't want you to prove anything.

User: You do't see my point, do ya?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Obvious.

Cleverbot: Obvious, truly.

User: Obvious, truly, indeed.

Cleverbot: You know I'm sid vicious.

User: I know everything. And you're not.

Cleverbot: Actually its the other way around.

User: No, it's not. I know everything and you're an AI having more errors than Sir Elton John got sunglasses.

Cleverbot: I know more than you, I know how the sun shines.

User: I know where your house lives.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: Okay, I do know more than you. You're not even able to get this joke. Pff.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You're.

User: See? Now you even admit.

Cleverbot: How am I lying? I'm sitting right here, in my house, that is in Burbank!

User: HA! That was another trick. Now I know where you live.
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