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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan

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You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
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GuardianDreamer wrote:You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
Right...I don't think I would enjoy having my body rot and have no self control over myself :|
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ZetaAzuel wrote:
GuardianDreamer wrote:You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
Right...I don't think I would enjoy having my body rot and have no self control over myself :|
Agreed, your body rotting wouldn't be too good. But who's to say you don't have control over yourself? Come to think of it, if I could control myself as a zombie, I would have so much fin ripping off the flesh from the weak humans.
Plus, I'd rather be a zombie than live in fear for the rest of my life. I'm siding with GD.

Plus, with my weight, I'd be some kinda special bloated zombie, puking toxins all over them like a troll. (Like to L4D Boomer, or the Dead Island Floater)

Plus, since Zombies run on instinct, there's no stress, no responsibility, and with no laws/restrictions, and no death, diseases, (Since you ARE a walking disease) no famine (since there's plenty of food :awesome: ) and no discrimination, the zombie apocalypse would be more like the Zombie Paradise. :P
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Mango wrote:
ZetaAzuel wrote:
GuardianDreamer wrote:You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
Right...I don't think I would enjoy having my body rot and have no self control over myself :|
Agreed, your body rotting wouldn't be too good. But who's to say you don't have control over yourself? Come to think of it, if I could control myself as a zombie, I would have so much fin ripping off the flesh from the weak humans.
Plus, I'd rather be a zombie than live in fear for the rest of my life. I'm siding with GD.

Plus, with my weight, I'd be some kinda special bloated zombie, puking toxins all over them like a troll. (Like to L4D Boomer, or the Dead Island Floater)

Plus, since Zombies run on instinct, there's no stress, no responsibility, and with no laws/restrictions, and no death, diseases, (Since you ARE a walking disease) no famine (since there's plenty of food :awesome: ) and no discrimination, the zombie apocalypse would be more like the Zombie Paradise. :P
Yeah, Yeah, Vatever. Look zombies are full of fatal flaws. Rotting, Losing your limbs eventually, having your head as your weakspot, moving slowly,smelling bad,etc. I'm telling ya, having an alien symbiote bond to you and get into your veins and make you all psychopathy and evil and crazy and look like a blood red liquidy monster is where it's at, yo.
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enigma wrote:Look zombies are full of fatal flaws. Rotting, Losing your limbs eventually, having your head as your weakspot, moving slowly,smelling bad,etc.
Sounds like a regular human being to me...
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AABattery wrote:
enigma wrote:Look zombies are full of fatal flaws. Rotting, Losing your limbs eventually, having your head as your weakspot, moving slowly,smelling bad,etc.
Sounds like a regular human being to me...
This.

Rotting: Humans rot over time, too.

Losing limbs: Humans lose limbs all the time. And zombies don't seem to care

Weak spot on head: ...so do living people.

Move slowly: I'm just fat like that. Plus, some zombies run.

Smelling bad: ...meh... I never take a bath anyway.
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Well, if we absolutely have to fight against the zombies, then I do have a plan. After all, this is my best possible option.
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You guys are ruining the fun of my awesome plan. :awesome:

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New Plan: Join the Left 4 Dead Crew we'd be pwning zombies like everyday! :P
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