Your Zombie prepareness plan

[cooliodude]

Tell us your plan for survival when the rotting souls come to eat our flesh. Help us to help you kind of thing here. People will be more prepared the more they know so.... help the people, post in this thread.

[Bad Player]

Oh hey there

[cooliodude]

this thread is just something for fun.

[ZetaAzuel]

That's easy just get a boat, some fishing gear, and a water filter. And live in the ocean. Everyone knows that zombies can't swim

[AABattery]

What if the cause of the zombie apocalypse was a freak experiment with trying to get people to breathe underwater, resulting in hydro-dynamic zombies?

[Blackrune]

Sounds like the perfect time to introduce zombie-sharks.

[ZetaAzuel]

Then...plan 2 would be to live on a mountain ride that you have to rock climb to get to. There can be a nice little lake to drink from and I could hunt alpacas! Because everyone knows that zombies can't climb steep mountains!

[Auraion]

Here's my plan
Take Pete's car, drive over to Mom's, go in, take care of Philip (I'm so sorry Philip) then grab Mom, go over to Liz's place, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

That's easy just get a boat, some fishing gear, and a water filter. And live in the ocean. Everyone knows that zombies can't swim

The water is never safe.

Spoiler : :

I think it mostly depends on what kind of zombies and what kind of limitations does the zombie apocalypse have. Huters from L4D would easily climb the mountains.

Oh hey there

Hah, on the same page says that a zombie apocalypse is possible.


Also found this, it's hilarious because it's true:
http://www.cracked.com/article/136_5-re ... pocalypse/

[AABattery]

I have a friend who collects swords...

I'll be going over to his house.

[enigma]

I don't know if I should tell you my plan.Gather in one place under the guise of helping and protecting people, then locking the door and letting the zombies in while I escape. A video would play of me telling the zombies that I'm the one who led them their and gave them the meat. They would make me their king and I would take over the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So yeah, Abuse everyones trust.

[cooliodude]

I don't know if I should tell you my plan.Gather in one place under the guise of helping and protecting people, then locking the door and letting the zombies in while I escape. A video would play of me telling the zombies that I'm the one who led them their and gave them the meat. They would make me their king and I would take over the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So yeah, Abuse everyones trust.

[cooliodude]

I don't know if I should tell you my plan.Gather in one place under the guise of helping and protecting people, then locking the door and letting the zombies in while I escape. A video would play of me telling the zombies that I'm the one who led them their and gave them the meat. They would make me their king and I would take over the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So yeah, Abuse everyones trust.

May I join you. Wait who am I kidding. the zombies would probably laugh at you then shred your whole body. Yeah we have this fort near our house so I'll just go there.

[AABattery]

If none of you have a plan, why don't you guys do this? XD

[lazyplague]

Listen to the voices in my head.
They ALWAYS know what to do.
Oh.
And grab that sword in the basement.
And the rifle toooo.
Edit: And that dagger as well.

[energizerspark]

I have 2 plans.
1: Distract the zombies with the idiots from my form,giving me plenty of time to run for two reasons:
1: There's like ten of them.
2: They've played enough Nazi Zombies. They'll hold off the zombies for a while.
Failing that, Plan B:
Get Princess Celesta to banish me to the moon. Everyone knows zombies can't breathe on the moon! (I'll take 1000 years of oxygen supplies.)