Your Zombie prepareness plan
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- GuardianDreamer
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
Right...I don't think I would enjoy having my body rot and have no self control over myselfGuardianDreamer wrote:You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
Agreed, your body rotting wouldn't be too good. But who's to say you don't have control over yourself? Come to think of it, if I could control myself as a zombie, I would have so much fin ripping off the flesh from the weak humans.ZetaAzuel wrote:Right...I don't think I would enjoy having my body rot and have no self control over myselfGuardianDreamer wrote:You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
Plus, I'd rather be a zombie than live in fear for the rest of my life. I'm siding with GD.
Plus, with my weight, I'd be some kinda special bloated zombie, puking toxins all over them like a troll. (Like to L4D Boomer, or the Dead Island Floater)
Plus, since Zombies run on instinct, there's no stress, no responsibility, and with no laws/restrictions, and no death, diseases, (Since you ARE a walking disease) no famine (since there's plenty of food ) and no discrimination, the zombie apocalypse would be more like the Zombie Paradise.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
Yeah, Yeah, Vatever. Look zombies are full of fatal flaws. Rotting, Losing your limbs eventually, having your head as your weakspot, moving slowly,smelling bad,etc. I'm telling ya, having an alien symbiote bond to you and get into your veins and make you all psychopathy and evil and crazy and look like a blood red liquidy monster is where it's at, yo.Mango wrote:Agreed, your body rotting wouldn't be too good. But who's to say you don't have control over yourself? Come to think of it, if I could control myself as a zombie, I would have so much fin ripping off the flesh from the weak humans.ZetaAzuel wrote:Right...I don't think I would enjoy having my body rot and have no self control over myselfGuardianDreamer wrote:You know, I've always wondered... are zombies really that bad? I mean, you can't just judge them so easily, so why not join them instead? Becoming one of them would have a lot of benefits.
Plus, I'd rather be a zombie than live in fear for the rest of my life. I'm siding with GD.
Plus, with my weight, I'd be some kinda special bloated zombie, puking toxins all over them like a troll. (Like to L4D Boomer, or the Dead Island Floater)
Plus, since Zombies run on instinct, there's no stress, no responsibility, and with no laws/restrictions, and no death, diseases, (Since you ARE a walking disease) no famine (since there's plenty of food ) and no discrimination, the zombie apocalypse would be more like the Zombie Paradise.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
Sounds like a regular human being to me...enigma wrote:Look zombies are full of fatal flaws. Rotting, Losing your limbs eventually, having your head as your weakspot, moving slowly,smelling bad,etc.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
This.AABattery wrote:Sounds like a regular human being to me...enigma wrote:Look zombies are full of fatal flaws. Rotting, Losing your limbs eventually, having your head as your weakspot, moving slowly,smelling bad,etc.
Rotting: Humans rot over time, too.
Losing limbs: Humans lose limbs all the time. And zombies don't seem to care
Weak spot on head: ...so do living people.
Move slowly: I'm just fat like that. Plus, some zombies run.
Smelling bad: ...meh... I never take a bath anyway.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
Well, if we absolutely have to fight against the zombies, then I do have a plan. After all, this is my best possible option.
Hosted The Year of Luigi competition (and here's the awards ceremony).
Current AAO projects (to be completed eventually, probably, hopefully): A Silly Little Dream (hopefully 2024), My Dearest Direst Disgrace (hopefully 2025)
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Avatar is of Marth from Fire Emblem, commissioned from @PiyoStoria on Twitter.
Current AAO projects (to be completed eventually, probably, hopefully): A Silly Little Dream (hopefully 2024), My Dearest Direst Disgrace (hopefully 2025)
Stuff I've made on here: QotU
Make My Life Worse
Malleus Maleficarum: The Witch of San Ignacio
The Six Transgender Lesbian Goddesses of Love Are Having A Petty Argument, So They Try To Settle Things Alongside The Three Transgender Gay Gods of Flavor
Defend Him, Not Me!
The Guardian and the Dreamer
I was a guest judge and did a bit of writing for the TICKING TIME BOMB competition.
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Avatar is of Marth from Fire Emblem, commissioned from @PiyoStoria on Twitter.
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
You guys are ruining the fun of my awesome plan.
Oh.
And I would use my sledgehammer as well.
HOW MANY WEAPONS DO I OWN?
ALL OF THEM!
Oh.
And I would use my sledgehammer as well.
HOW MANY WEAPONS DO I OWN?
ALL OF THEM!
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
New Plan: Join the Left 4 Dead Crew we'd be pwning zombies like everyday!
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Re: Your Zombie prepareness plan
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