H-HACKED!?!? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Changing password. Scanning for hackers. Estimated time until target is discovered: One year. Will take too long. Must upgrade forum security. Repeat: Upgrade security.
Suggestions to prevent future hacks: Very inviting trap links, laser security system, 1000 digit database password, three-decade suspension, maximum penalty of hellfire.
Anything I don't like will be given the Ammy treatment.